Tuesday, April 21, 2009

WHY I SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO WORK FROM HOME

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage.

13 bowls of cereal, all within a two hour period.

Ellen.

Horizontal surfaces.

IMing w/ Dawn

Shower? Why?

Porn.

Have you seen how comfy my couch just LOOKS?

That box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GONE. And so is the second one.

DVR

The nap after catching up the DVR.

Too much time alone with two jars of Jif Peanut Butter.

The nap to recover from all the naps.

I can lie down underneath my desk and no one is going to know. No one.

Justin Timberlake.

Love, T

1 comment:

  1. And this is, 1) why I love you, and 2) why unless we both suddenly become evil, we will be friends every day until death comes knocking :) So glad I found you too.

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