During a Saturday morning walk in June, I was dreaming of warmth and sunshine and spending long walks on the beach with my boyfriend and secret lover, Bradley Cooper, when I took Huck's new EVO phone and snapped at some pictures along the way. Huck thinks I'm jealous of his new phone that has the battery life equivalent to the size of a gnat. In reality, I'm only jealous at the clarity of the pictures it takes. I'm not a good photographer at all. Maybe after I finish remodeling the house, I will take a class or two, if Jimmy Hoffa allows me to.